Charity shop find

This anonymous poem about the English language fell out of a book I recently bought at a charity shop:

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble but not you
On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.
Well done! And now you wish perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead, it’s said like bed, not bead-
for goodness’ sake don’t call it ‘deed’!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(they rhyme with suite and straight and debt).
A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth, or brother,

And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there’s doze and rose and lose-
Just look them up- and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart –
Come, I’ve hardly made a start!

A dreadful language? Man alive!
I’d learned to speak it when I was five!
And yet to write it, the more I sigh,
I’ll not learn how ’til the day I die.

 

Andrea Neidle, My Life in Poems

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Tribute to Leonard Cohen

The man who has touched all of our lives with his songs is dead. I have been a fan of Leonard Cohen for as long as I can remember. I read his novels, I bought his poetry. I remember buying a hardba…

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Thought for today

According to a recent survey, the average person spends 8 hours and 41 minutes on electronic devices.

More time than they spend sleeping. And a lot less time than they spend with their partners!

I thought of the well known quote by the 16th century poet **Christopher Marlowe, “Come live with me and be my love  … ” and have written this 21st century response:

 

Marlowe and Me

“Come live with me and be my love

And we will all the pleasures prove”

MARLOWE FOR BLOG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a minute while I text

And then I’ve got to blog it next

My friends on Facebook

Need to see

How very much

You think of me

But first I’ll watch that DVD

I’d love to come and live with you

But I’ve really got too much to do.

 

** “The Passionate Shepherd to His Love” by Christopher Marlowe (1564-1593)

smartphone image for blog

 

 

 

 

 

© Andrea Neidle, My Life in Poems


Writer’s Block

Try reading this aloud.  Then it really does begin to sound like a poem!

 

Poem in progress

 

I am writing a poem

Or at least

 I want to write a poem

My followers are waiting

For a poem from me

I am waiting for a poem from me

Sometimes

A poem just comes out of the air

And into my head

Sometimes I can be

just lying in bed

Or in the bath

Or on the sofa

Sitting on a chair

Or washing my hair

And suddenly

A poem is there

But I find that today

I have nothing to say

I am waiting for a poem

To come into my head

Maybe I should do

Something else instead

Some people say

That if you want something hard enough

It will happen

Hey

Is this a poem?

 

 

 

© Andrea Neidle, My Life in Poems


The Battle of Britain

Andrea Neidle, My Life in Poems


The poet in my bed

The poet in my bed

once he had been fed

said

Poems do not have to rhyme

Although I do it all the time

And with that said

I threw him out of bed.

 

© Andrea Neidle, My Life in Poems

 


My favourite blogs

 

Liebster Award

I am grateful to Rachel at rachelsvendsen.wordpress.com for nominating me for the Liebster Award!

Thank you Rachel!

The Liebster Award seeks to bring recognition to less well known blogs.

Rachel has challenged me to answer the following questions:

1) Why did you decide to start a blog?

It’s an easy and fun way for my poetry to have an audience.

2) What is your favourite memory?

The birth of each of my three children.

3) Who inspires you?

My family – past and present. 

4) What is your current goal in life?

To have a book of my poetry published.

5) How would you describe yourself?

Ah – this one is tricky! I think the answer can be found in my poems. 

6) What do you do for fun?

Chase my grandsons!

7) What is your dream vacation?

Anywhere where there is stunning scenery and the sea is like a warm bath. Floating in the Dead Sea was the most incredible experience. 

8) What is your favourite quote?

“Don’t dwell on what has passed away or what is yet to be.”

From Leonard Cohen’s song, “Anthem.”

Also, this quote from Robert Frost’s poem, “The Road Not Taken”:

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less travelled by,
And that has made all the difference.”

9) Do you enjoy running a blog?

Yes – or I wouldn’t be doing it!  

10) What do you plan to do now?

Spend more time writing.

I have picked the following nominees for the Liebster Award.

loutreleaven.wordpress.com

Lou is an experienced published writer who freely and generously gives help and advice to would be writers. A must read if you are trying to get published.

brianswatercolours.wordpress.com

Brian is a prolific artist who makes and sells delightful watercolour paintings of his travels. He will also make a painting of your favourite place for you.

colours-textures.blogspot.co.uk

Tessa is a gifted artist and designer.  On her blog she not only shows us what she has created but often displays work in progress – even explaining how it was done. Her designs on silk are just amazingly beautiful.

Storyshucker

I am really only meant to nominate blogs that don’t have hundreds of followers. However, I can’t resist also nominating “storyshucker” for a special mention although he really doesn’t need the publicity. His blog is terrific. Full of entertaining and beautifully written anecdotes. I commend it to you.

I hope that everyone reading this will take the time to check out my nominees for the Liebster Award.

You’ll be glad you did.

 

Liebster Award

 

© Andrea Neidle, My Life in Poems