I can count on one hand the number of times I have ever had my nails done or had any kind of beauty treatment. No Botox for me.
I didn’t dye my hair for the first time until I was in my 50s and going grey. And I only did that when people started offering me seats and opening doors for me!
I began by dyeing my hair myself – that is to say with the help of my daughter at the start. Then I got up the courage to do it myself. Eventually, I ventured into a hair salon and I have never looked back. Until now.
I was the kind of person who could not bear to have any grey whatsoever showing in my very short hair. At five foot one and a half inches tall I was always aware that people would look down on me (as in from a great height not I hope for any other reason!) and see the grey tips showing. So I went regularly to the salon for a cut and to have the roots recoloured.
Those of you who think of me as blonde (or with yellow hair according to my daughter’s children) will imagine I have the whole of my head dyed. Not at all. Just the root regrowth to cover up the grey.
Now here I am four months later with hair so long that I can whisk it up into a pony tail – albeit a short one. And with long grey streaks which, amazingly, I am beginning to quite like.
My hairdresser texted me a while back to say that I could now return if I wished. But I am in no hurry. Even if there were no virus to worry about I am now interested to see what hair colour is emerging. I am curious to let the yellow grow out and see how I look with 50 shades of grey. When we finally emerge from lockdown will I look like Miss Haversham but without the wedding dress?
OH (other half) says it suits me. But he would say I looked good even if I had a bag over my head! It’s not that he doesn’t look at me but I think that after nearly fifty years of marriage (Covid permitting) he continues to see me as if I am still the woman he married – which is very touching. And, to be fair, he often compliments me on how I look even when he is not being asked for an opinion.
A few years ago we were on holiday in Cannes and going out for dinner. I had put on an elegant black linen sundress for the occasion. How do I look? I asked him before we left. Fine was his answer. It is his usual answer. How was the dinner? Fine. How’s my hair? Fine. How do I look? Fine. I think the only time he would not answer fine would be if I asked him, how’s my driving?
There we were walking hand in hand along the Croisette in Cannes where all the beautiful people go to see and be seen. It was a pleasant warm summer evening. Everyone was out strolling before dinner. I felt wonderful. All was right with the world. Then someone behind me tapped me on the shoulder. I turned. It was a young woman walking with her friend. “Excuse me, she said in loud Australian English, “but I think you might like know that you have your dress on inside out”.
So ladies, unless you are still on your honeymoon, take my advice and beware when your other half says you look fine.
Find a complete stranger and ask them instead.
© Andrea Neidle, My Life in Poems
4 thoughts on “50 SHADES OF GREY”
That really made me laugh!!!
This particular blog caught my fancy (although I read and enjoy all of them) because I have an appointment early tomorrow morning for my 1st professional haircut in 4 months. And I was also going to have my usual colour done as well (I do it at home in between Amherst appointments, so always in CA). However, like you and others I know, I am changing my mind. Daughter Susan is letting her hair go grey, and I will probably do the same. Now that I am on my way to being 85, maybe I should start to look my age!! Anyway, I loved the content, the telling, and the surprise ending to this blog. And I love your designation of Stephen as OH.
That brought a smile to my face! I’ve put tops on inside out! Perhaps I should wear my glasses more when getting dressed.
“Fine” is exactly the response I get too.
Very amusing.OH a great foil for your humour
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